Come on, Oncers, let’s prove to the world how large we are.
We should play a game where everybody tries to make the finale even worse than it already is. I’ll go first.
After Lily and Marshall has their three kids Marshall cheats on Lily.
Robin and Barney divorce because she’s having an affair with Marshall
The mother dies because she had sex with barney and got a rare killer std…while barney and robin were married (wOAH that is actually a legitimate reason for divorce wuuuttt)
Team ‘Alana Bloom Can Do Whatever or Whoever She Damn Well Pleases’